You go to a swede’s house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???
a gentle reminder that people care about you and love you. you aren’t annoying and people enjoy your company and want to be around you.
(via autisticandwinning)
lucid dreaming…
IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE
you are not a machine. you are more like a garden. you need different things on different days. a little sun today, a little less water tomorrow. you have fallow and fruitful seasons. it is not a design flaw. it is wiser than perpetual sameness. what does your garden need today?
It’s important to slap your partner on the ass and say good game after sex. Sportsmanship is a dying virtue.
(via matvrity)








